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[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter if an orangutan puts on a tie and gets a 9-5 job, even if they could speak and showed the ability to integrate into normal society...

At that point, I think he'd just get elected president.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 5 hours ago

At this point, he's probably over qualified

But he'd get my vote