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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't give a shit if it's mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they're game to do it again.

Call me bb.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-

and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago

I said what I said.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Then he already has the number

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

She'd be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.