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[–] lihmalahmalehma@suppo.fi 247 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We have epstein files.

There are no epstein files.

Epstein was a hero.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Next will be "Those girls were lucky to have been raped by a man like Trump"

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I’m laughing but wtf is happening right now for real

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Strong, Powerful, Man

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Less than a week…..

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I hear Epstein was more of a grinder

[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago

I don't thing Jeffery Epstein was using Grindr