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[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (5 children)

A perfect origin story of a villain.

Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Jeremy and their other two potential partners. But these two have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 0 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Take all of your things and get out.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 0 points 18 hours ago

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ Even during the interview things were slowly getting out of hand again (⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠)

[–] illi@sh.itjust.works 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.

With the decoy snail of course.

[–] merari42@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

Jeremy the incel in shell

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue below

Scientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, but

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

Clearly I remember
Pickin' on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin'
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heard

Scientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something the others wouldn't mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

Try to forget this... (try to forget this)
Try to erase this... (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paper

Jeremy didn't get laid today
Jeremy didn't get laid today

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago