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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (19 children)

For anyone still unsure, it is time to purchase weapons and start training. I don't care what episode of Real Housewives of Whatever is on this week. It's time to arm up and accept the reality that you may actually need to take up arms against your government if things continue on the track we're on. You don't want to be caught behind the curve on something like this.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Sure. That 1911 will sure help against that V-22 dumping Marines on your front lawn.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Marines would get wrecked in a long term occupation on us soil. It is just completely counter to their skill set.

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