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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What a moron.

If people could predict the future stock market speculation and all that wouldn't exist.

Knowing which company will take off is impossible and just guesstigambling.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I can't be fucked to type it all out but I was about to write a fake reinventing of the S&P500 and 401ks - which is the "safe" [citation needed] version