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(Full transparency.. a mod for this sub happens to work there.. but that doesn't influence his moderation or laughter at a lot of posts.)

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submitted 3 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, no reason. But I was called into my manager's office because I hadn't turned it in early. I told everyone around me that they were looking to cut employees by figuring out who could handle more jobs.

Under "Hobbies" I put "Privateering". Under "Fluent Languages" I put "None".

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Haha, nice job helping your fellows cut thru the crap and protect themselves.

Unrelated but i remember being called into my managers office for not completing an "anonymous" survey (one of those where all the questions are how much your love your job) and when i asked "how do you know that?" She didn't have an answer. Eventually i filled it out larping as a bootlicker.

Corporate surveys are nakedly searching for exploitation avenues... Luckily corporate is also dumb as shit