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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If my math is correct - those sick bikers are just carbo-loading & farting so much they don't even use pedals.

(It's the only way it would make sense.)

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't say anything about your math, but I can say that you didn't read the article.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

(Oh, did the fart-propulsion give it away? I'll add the "/s" next time.)