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Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injured (apnews.com)

submitted 1 day ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would this trigger NATO's article 5?

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is Australia in NATO, because if so, don't send them here

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't send the bees to Australia or the Australians to France? Although both are equally terrifying. Australia isn't in the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation anyway

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Don't send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.