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Idaho bans ‘Everyone Is Welcome Here’ classroom signs, calling them ideological (www.msnbc.com)

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Actual Jesus would be in CECOT by now.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Given the demographic they are going after, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out that a few people named Jesus got sent to CECOT already

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they would have just murdered him again, tbh.

Although when Jesus comes back he's supposed to be wrathful, so he'd probably kill all the Christians who use his name for hate as his first act.

[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

He needs to hurry the fuck up and stop taking the scenic route back.