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What're you, casing the joint or somethin'?
Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.
What's your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can't find you?
Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.
Normal people don't have time to cope with being pieces of shit for stealing random garbage they can't even get 1/2 the resale value of.
No, but Jason Bourne notices things reflexively. The last line, though stated as serious, should not be taken seriously. You should only steal from large corporations- never individuals. Only monsters steal from individuals.