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Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex (theonion.com)
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[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, a 35 year old movie reference.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Prefect for our young readers.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah this plan seems impractical and out of touch