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Straight white men now most oppressed group, confirms straight white man with national platform, parliamentary salary, and zero self-awareness (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 14 hours ago

Fuck me for being chill & and enjoying peace and harmony! Can you teach me your ways of giving a shit about stuff that is inconsequential to me?

/s to avoid any confusion.