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Study Finds Water Isn't the Best Drink for Hydration (www.mensjournal.com)

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BRAWNDO!!! IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE! ELECTROLYTES!

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[–] KingDingbat@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago

My husband and I were having lunch in a diner last weekend and by the bar they had a display cooler selling Smart Water. I over heard the lady next table over tell her friend: "oh I need to get some of that before we go. ITS GOT ELECTROLYTES!" she said, unironically. I nearly choked on my lunch. Lol