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Anon loves The Lord of the Rings (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The announcer at gay bingo knows someone that named their kid Chrono. :(

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I need to know what gay bingo is.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago

Imagine straight bingo turned gay

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

It's the same as regular bingo except the announcers are drag queens and they dance between rounds. It's awesooommeee

[–] Epp2@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's sad. The characters name is Crono.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I played on the SNES, his name was "BUTT"

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nonono, his name was "FART"

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is actually blowing my mind, I never realized this.