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Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles' (www.duffelblog.com)
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[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

then what are they?

[–] LiterallyLMAO@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Try saying it out loud

[–] electricyarn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I said Z out loud.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

You're not expecting satire Pete Hegseth to be quoted saying "Zed" are you?

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.vg 2 points 2 months ago

US: zed (/ˈzɛd/)

UK: zee (/ˈziː/)