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Vibe coding in a nutshell (europe.pub)
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[–] troed@fedia.io 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Brought to you by (us) security researchers who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later. For a very hefty hourly fee.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

who will happily come in and sort out your security issues later

I really doubt anybody will be happy about it, even after considering the size of the fees. And also, you have a very high estimation of the capacity of those people to notice they have to call you, I really doubt it's deserved.

[–] tfm@europe.pub 5 points 5 days ago

Deserved. These companies need to find it out the hard way.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So I can do programming and find and fix bugs.
How do I go on to advertise myself to them as a security researcher and get that hefty hourly fees?

Problem is, I am not very good at ~~fooling people~~ marketing.