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Donald Trump, who has been on a mission to strip transgender people of all dignity, complains ‘everything is transgender' (www.advocate.com)

submitted 1 week ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Abolish Gender! No more gender! Mankind was never meant to enjoy diversity, much less define it within themselves. We are commodities. Human capital. We exist to be consumed. Why are these disgusting freaks and perverts coming in here and trying to treat people as autonomous, self-defined, agents of our own sociological change? Why do we keep treating people as more than cogs in a machine?!

Get in the box and do the work. Make me the money. Stop self-actualizing! Stop pursuing self-improvement! Stop inventing your own identities and cultures! STOP HAVING GENDER!

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The important thing is that we all should have to be submitted to degrading invasive sex organ checks at the airport. It's only reasonable that the government know exactly which bits we have and how we use them. (This is sarcasm.)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna need to check ya asshole

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Oh shit was I supposed to keep that? Mine is in a jar 4 cities over

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

(This is sarcasm.)

Deeply depressing to know this is necessary.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I created a constructed language for my fictional world that is gender less.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I want to re-read Endymion again.