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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (4 children)

We do secretly run this country. We’re putting testosterone and estrogen in the water supply.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Gotta turn those frogs gay.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just to ask but... both at the same water supply?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Gotta get everyone.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I know you're joking, but I intend to keep voting hard to put transgender people in every office I can until this bullshit stops.

I've encountered phobic senators and drag queens volunteering at my local library, and I know who I trust around my children!

(And in case it's not 100% obvious, yes, I trust the people I see volunteering at the library over the people squabbling like children in Congress.)

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We’re putting estradiol and testosterone in Congress. :D

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

They need to stop arguing and get married

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do they not cancel each other out at that point?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I’m not an endocrinologist, I’m just a henchwoman. I transgend what Big Transgender wants me to transgend.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It's like some people have never heard of The Transagena before....

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They merge to form testostrogen, the superhormone that turns frogs gary

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

you didn't think garys were naturally occurring did you