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making banana bread (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

MyFlatLoaf.png

>making flatbread for a party
>dough is runny and moist
>imagine I’m baking a giant wad of cum 
>imagine stomachs bursting with my delicious seed
>they beg for more
>but I wont give it to them because I have a 24 hour refractory period 
due to sourdough starter regeneration time
Anyway, family reunion thread?