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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)
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[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!