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submitted 1 week ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm getting a bit of a different vibe

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yep he really is dangerous. I've no proof it's just my gut instinct.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

His dad's an Eastern European basketball player, he can't help it.

[–] Likwidkat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs