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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, I love how she has managed to make such a brand out of reclaiming her sexuallity. I really hope that its her choice rather than her management. I bet she gets some particularly nightmarish fans.