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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why are they teasing her? I don't know who that is. Get off my lawn.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I didn't see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man's_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

First "out" celebrity puppygirl?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Smell The Glove

[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's wrong with bein' sexy?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

My first thought as well.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Something about Good Vibrations, I guess beach boy stuff maybe.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Clips of her concerts come up on my feed sometimes. Being (or playing being) horny is a part of her schtick.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mine too.

Checked out some of her music. It's fun.