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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania (theonion.com)
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[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

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