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Police identify suspect in Eastmoreland Golf Course search as 'Loony Toon' (www.kgw.com)

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"Officers have not found the suspect, who Milwaukie police identified as 42-year-old Loony John Franklin Toon of Portland."

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He didn't have time to paint a tunnel on the side of a wall that only he could pass through, otherwise he would have gotten away.