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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 47 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the United States Secretary of Health!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can the US rename the position to Secretary of Death? It sounds much cooler and is more fitting.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He doesn't deserve "cooler." How about the Secretary of Infection?

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

Why stop at one, give him all the names like: insecurities, delusions, irresponsibility etc.

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