this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
546 points (97.2% liked)

Not The Onion

14865 readers
1881 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

(man I wish I could swap genders and pass-)

Should we unpack this or nah?

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

IM NOT TRANS YALL I SWEAR 😭 Sometimes I just wanna wake up one day and be like "Fuck it, im a dude today" And do some real undercover spy type shit and TOTALLY change my identity n shit. like I wanna get to the point where I could meet my friends and they'd be like "Who tf are you??"

GODDDDDDDDD itd be like living a double life- that sounds so cool to me.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

omfg I love peepy. IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO OWN ONE!

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

i know that sounds goofy as shit but IMAGINE just being able to effortlessly swap entire genders like that, and then being able to go back when I feel like it?! UGHHHHHHHHH THAT BE SO FUCKING COOL

if im gonna be honest- I'd say im "digitally trans" if that makes any sense at all. I play a lotta online games like vrchat, and I fucking hate my voice cus I sound like a toddler, but the characters that I enjoy playing are all masculine men. So im working on getting a voice changer that can totally disguise my voice 😎 I'm still a girl, And I love being a girl lol, but im just sayin if there was a machine I could walk into and BAM im a full blown man, bits and everything....

👀 I'd invest my life saving into that shit

[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago

You can do that with voice training, as long as you keep using both voices. It might give you euphoria to easily switch it on the fly.

[–] tree_frog@lemm.ee 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, so everyone is unpacking this lol

Was also digitally trans, until I got sick of hating real life. Now I'm just trans.

Also, voice practice is a thing. If you want to be able to use your 'digital voice' in non-digital life someday.

[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nahhh I aint got that kinda bass in my voice, the best I could do if I wanted my voice to match a male persona is be a femboy. I do a lotta vocal work, but I just dont have the natural base, I can speak in a fairly deep voice but it's mostly for singing reasons. Like if ima deadass swap genders, I gotta go full out, FULL full out. No surgery, No T (deff not that lol), ALL movie quality type SFX and a fuckton of scar wax. Finna James bond it...

I think this is more of a Crossdressing interest than it is Trans?? I just wanna achieve that full masculine look cus I like dressing up in really complex costumes n shit 😎

wait- YALL STOP TRYNNA FUCKIN CONVINCE ME TO BE TRANS- I like being a girl by default 😭 😭

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I wish you great success with your voice and your avatars.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

right wingers got so mad about GEN V show, when a "supe" had the ability to change genders.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

They were my favorite character from that show.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

anything that gets right winger panties in a wad. also gender, and race swapping in many shows like sandman and invincible. like when lucifer was a girl instead of a GUY, eventhough archange/angels are genderless.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

God Tilda Swinton killed it as Lucifer. So fucking good.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time, resources, and the fact that I dont want to permanently change my body to achieve it. I have been looking into SFX makeup though, Some women cosplay male characters and its like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM got damn- they make me weak 😭😭😭

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Not trying to push you towards anything, but what you're saying sounds a lot like my partner, who is genderfluid.

nOOO fluid is not enough, I need a full fuckin set of sixpack abs n shit, I need that jawline, that voice- BITCH I WANNA BE A WHOLE ASS MODEL- 2 whole ass identities n shit.

Im not an egg im not I just really fuckin love theatrics and putting on costumes 😭 😭

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Shush dude, prime directive