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Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Floridians have a right to hit protesters with their car if they need to "flee for your safety."

are you fleeing for your safety surrounded by ron de santises?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think Ron DeSantis getting hit by a car would be for everyone's safety.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ron isnt a human, closest is ahumanoid alien, he will just ressurect in a new clone body.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Wait, I've seen that plot

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

The duty, I'd say.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Don't try to be rational with ghouls.