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[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whales suffocate to death; they don’t drown.

Human breathing is controlled by the autonomic nervous system. We have to hold our breath on purpose to stop ourselves from automatically breathing. This makes us passive breathers. Whales, however, are active breathers. They must choose to inhale which is why they can sleep without sucking in air. When they get too old, sick, or weak to surface, they suffocate.

Bonus fact: whales can’t breathe through their mouths; it goes straight to the stomach. The blowhole is the only respiratory tract.

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus bonus: a blue whale’s throat is so small it could choke to death on a grapefruit.

I'm sure their throat can be blocked that way; but if they can't breathe through their mouth anyway, is it actually choking? Or just terminally blocked?

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Fair point. I didn’t even consider the ramifications of wording it like that instead of just saying it has a small throat. I tend to use analogies a lot

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The ocean has killed more billionaires than the Moon has.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Scoreboard, scoreboard.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you know fish fuck in the ocean? Remember that, when you go for a swim.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Assert dominance: Fuck the fish.

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[–] Homefry@infosec.pub 0 points 2 weeks ago

The Blue Whale is so large, that if you laid one out on a standard NBA basketball court, the game would be postponed.

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