this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2025
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I guess nobody thought to test the CEO's wild claims about the vehicle before accepting delivery.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think that if a policing department invests in cybertrucks then it is an indicator that they are already corrupt as hell.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On the bright side, thats $150k they arent spending buying APCs and miltary weapons.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

In the USA, military weapons are so plentiful that the army gives police old ones for free. That's why police departments have ludicrous MRAPs and things, they're freebies.

So, one billionaire bought another billionaire's toys and handed them to a politically pliable sheriff, in the same spirit as a Roman patrician might throw a particularly theatrical weapon into the Coliseum fighting pit.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Image from the bullet proof testing grounds:

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[–] hoch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

If I recall, the Cybertruck did not do well against metal spheres

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, not in the literal sense!

Geez... Some people...

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago

But also not in any figurative sense.

[–] if_only@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

Well at least this allows them to deploy quickly. From the time you place an order Tesla will have one broken down in your driveway in an hour flat.

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago

Shhh!!! I think what you mean is yes, yes they are bulletproof.....

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

Baddies will be shooting at the battery area. This will get interesting as a "fire fight"

[–] AGM@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

People putting misplaced trust in a product used in life-endangering situations based on hype and false promises from the CEO? I'm shocked! A man with that much money and power must be trustworthy. Frankly, I would like to buy one of his products and give it full control over carrying my family through complex environments at high speeds where failure to perform as promised has a high chance of killing them and others.