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An Alabama lawmaker has pre-filed a bill that would prohibit the use of the term West Bank in all government documents when referring to the Palestinian territory on the Jordan River.

HB 81, sponsored by Rep. Mark Gidley, R-Hokes Bluff, would require the area to be referenced by its “historically, biblically, and legally accurate” names of “Judea” and “Samaria.” Gidley said in an interview that the change is necessary because the West Bank is left over from the time that Jordan controlled the territory, which is now controlled by Israel.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, another coocoo proposal. Anything to get a media mention, and if it happens to go through: yay, another step towards Gilead.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Samaria? Like that place where the non-Israeli, non-Jewish Samaritans lived, even in the time of Jesus? Let's do that one. It hasn't been strictly "Judea" since the Book of Esther.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 6 points 1 day ago

Samaritans still live in Palestine, around Mount Gezirim. They consider themselves to be the faithful heirs of Moses, and that Jews are doing it wrong. Israel considers Samaritans to be spicy Jews for demographic purposes (let's them slightly inflate the number of Jews living in East Palestine), but requires a Samaritan who wishes to marry a Jew to formally convert.

Judaea was never a name for Israel. It was the Roman name for Judah, a kingdom which stopped existing around 70AD when the Romans marched in, smashed the Second Temple, and folded Judaea into direct Roman control.

Zionists insist on referring to the West Bank (eastern Palestine) as "Judaea and Samaria" to assert that it's a land for Jews (and Samaritans), denying the very existence of Palestine.

But Gidley can't even get that right.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 23 hours ago

I went to school in a place called West Bank. It wasn't in Palestine.

There may be others, but I wouldn't expect Alabama to consider that.