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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/57149491

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[–] not_me@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Hail to the tent ,amen

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

The modern day Horst Wessel.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It should be a shooting gallery. ;)

Is the 'fest' in 'America Fest' short for festering?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

This would be a lot less weird if ck wasn't a fucking horrible human being.

[–] DeICEAmerica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

It's going to take a long time to wipe this stain...

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Yo. Do they charge money for this? Hmmm

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