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‘Heavily intoxicated’ raccoon passes out in liquor store bathroom after breaking in, ransacking shelves (www.wrdw.com)

submitted 10 hours ago by jordanlund@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Stop calling me, "raccoon!"

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I am Groot.

[–] Deadlytosty@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago

Looks like Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter should rebrand to Hangover County Animal Protection and Shelter

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Shocked it's regular Virginia and not west Virginia

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Probably why it's news. 😉

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 hours ago

Ending the year with a rockstar racoon, I see.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

I’m impressed that he made it to the bathroom.