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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

He is doing the right thing if only because he is preventing a child from playing Roblox.

He'd be a hero if he gave him a copy of Minecraft (or really almost any non-F2P game) to play instead.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago

This reads like a parody greentext except you know OP is a sysad so there's no fucking way he's that self-aware

[–] lorski@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Kid should be learning social skills at a family party.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 2 hours ago

As a former kid struggling with social skills, I think that would've done me some good. It's easy and convenient to fall into avoidance behaviour, but overcoddling did me no favours.

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

45 minutes to setup a guest wifi?

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[–] nabladabla@sopuli.xyz 10 points 17 hours ago

But zero trust means you don't have to have a perimeter

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What, this bish doesn't even have a wifi hotspot?

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 15 hours ago

Classic BOFH.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago

I wonder if this was the same person who was on asklemmy or whatever saying "what can I do to convince my loved ones of the importance of data privacy"

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I couldn't imagine bringing a gaming device to a family Thanksgiving celebration and insisting on being able to use it instead of socializing with the people physically there.

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