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Japan Unveils Human Washing Machine, Now You Can Get Washed Like Laundry (www.ndtv.com)

submitted 1 week ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/39522209

Wonder if there's a spin cycle. Ha.

Seriously though. This should really help the elderly or those with a physical limitation.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 15 points 1 week ago

Until you can order a happy ending, I think Japan's soaplands are safe.

[–] Bot@sub.community 12 points 1 week ago

A dollar for 8 minutes?

[–] traceur201@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

How has noone commented that it looks like someone mostly just wanted an excuse to build an evangelion cockpit in real life

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I need to see that in action. I also wonder what it does to clean private parts