Stabbed in the fanny? Lol, poof.
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2025
272 points (78.2% liked)
Greentext
7425 readers
91 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
So he was stabbed in the pussy… poof indeed lol.
Fake: no cockney slang
Gay: porn bruv sounds like a name for a gay Brit incest porn channel
The only thing to make it better would be to change it to "die thankful, to the terrorists for freeing me of this place" or for the last line, "maybe if they hated it here enough to go on living out of spite instead of blowing themselves up, we could accept them as fellow Britons."
cheekey
anon has a fanny?
I worked at a leather shop that sold what we call “Fanny packs “ I knew to call them waist bags to British people.
I bet this was written by an American.
In the UK we call them Bum bags (butt bags)
A lot of guys are wearing them across their chest now. Like a cross body.
We all might have to rename them soon
pic looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves
Yeah, ops picture looks more like a young mr beast. For the record, i have facial recognition issues and barely know what mr beast looks like.
Keanu is universally recognizable though
I want this twink obliterated.
i personally know at least one person who looks like a 19 year old Keanu Reeves, so this may be more common than we think
I mean half his appeal is his slim, but ultimately generic features