This makes me think of Don't Talk to the Police
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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Man reports dead body in Frederick County to radio hosts before calling police
(www.thebanner.com)
Holy shit.
The body is months old, so it’s not urgent is almost logic. But then you remember that even if it was ten minutes old, it’s not coming back and the ones whose emotions are currently relevant are the family and friends who are probably worried sick about their missing loved one.
This is in my old stomping grounds.
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