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[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see a pattern with power hungry men and small deformed penises.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 25 points 1 day ago

I've also heard rumors about Elon Musk having some deformed underparts, so yeah

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dude was an abhorrent sack of shit, but.... The New York post? If they're writing something, the opposite is normally closer to the truth.

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's the opposite of a lemon tho

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Lemons are small, sour, and yellow. The opposite must thus be large, savory, and purple. Following this sound and thorough logic, Jeffrey Epstein's penis must closely resemble a Purple Cow Pumping branded tanker truck filled to the brim with soy sauce, as this is a true large purple object that is savory, on average.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lime?

So he had a large, normal, vagina shaped like a lime.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So did he have lemon parties?

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

Ghislaine is a lemon stealing whore

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's funny how people don't complain about the new york post when it fits their confirmation bias.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

No. The NYPost needs a perma-ban on lemmy. The world is shitty enough without high-speed liquid fecolators polluting awareness and discussion of issues.

Perma ban on Lemmy and in a just world, everywhere.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago
[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Lemon vs. mushroom