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[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 7 hours ago

I was a C/C++ dev for a long time. Then a while back I got an ewaste Thinkpad running Linux and have started developing in Rust. When do my programming socks show up?

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

RStudio and SQL are the only ones of those things I’m aware of having experience with (no idea what language rimworld is coded in, but I’ve also only read that, not tried to modify it).

But if some dude wanted to spend a bunch of time and energy to teach me all about their burning passion language or whatever, that’d be pretty hot. Maybe not JavaScript.. ;)

Not in a “dick me down immediately” sort of way, ofc, but in a “mmmm sexy brain and sexy willingness to teach complicated stuff” sort of way. And really to me that’s a solid spring-board to “dick me down immediately” territory.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I second this. This is how I got my wife to like me.

Be careful not to go overboard though, my wife, during the first few weeks, thought I might be hacking into her phone because I was tech savvy and we had too many weird things in common.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 18 hours ago

So that's why they teach c++ in schools.

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 3 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I started learning Coq recently. Where does that place me?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 2 points 9 hours ago

It places you one year ago before they rebranded in rocq (obviously to stop the puns)

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 10 hours ago

Matlab?! Holy shit hahaha

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