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Oh the irony. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by pipi1234@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io 97 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What happened?

You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that's what happened.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah, why didn't I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!

[–] b0ber@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You: I consent

Host: I consent

Cloudflare: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

[–] Fijxu@programming.dev 18 points 3 days ago

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

[–] mcmodknower@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.

[–] 31ank@ani.social 6 points 3 days ago

Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

First i thought my internet connection has a problem,

after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,

then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,

in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

I don't see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.