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[–] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 128 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is a very sad day for the "100% of space crime is committed by lesbians" statistic.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 1 month ago

100% of the space crime you know about

... but yeah, good for the astronaut, but also sad for the memes.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians. That statistic will probably last longer.

[–] thelivefive@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago

100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Onion wishes they could come up with a story this nuts.

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

"At the time of the alleged illegal access, McClain was preparing for what NASA billed as the first all-female space walk, which was later scrapped because the agency did not have enough spacesuits to fit the astronauts."

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A former Air Force intelligence officer

Where's the intelligence?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 month ago

Former. It was there but not anymore.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

If there are really alternative universes we are definitely one of the weird ones.