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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Sorry if I don't commiserate

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Survival mode?!?! What happened? They had to cancel Netflix or you just had to have the $90,000 Chevrolet Tahoe and a $90,000 Ford F-150.

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

If they're in survival mode then what the fuck are the other 80% of us in??

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Try living on 600$ a month!

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