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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

If you're gonna post paywalls, at least quote the good parts. Y'all think we can afford to pay for news in this economy?!

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

Well, maybe he just watched the Richard Feynman video shoot magnets?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Most of Trump's sentences resemble the Monte Carlo generated texts of oldie times. Remember the ones where it seemed like someone having an aneurysm is talking? Those ones.

[–] fan0m@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (10 children)

It kinda just sounded like he was saying most people don’t know all the actual things magnets are used for.

Poorly worded, sure. That’s my takeaway

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