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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia_(object-oriented_programming)

credit: https://twink.men/notes/aexzxpc0yi3l001b

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children) 
const that = this
[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, JS's this is fucked up to many levels above that theoretical issue the language also has.

And that line doesn't help with the schizophrenia issue.

[–] NewDark@lemmings.world 1 points 2 days ago

Typescript baybeeee

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

You dropped this: )

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 5 points 3 days ago

That credit, tho.