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submitted 1 day ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Looking at the comments, Im so glad Im not the only one seeing a big sock with strap... lol.

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I think it’s even worse than that. It’s just a gym sock with a slit cut down the middle to form the straps.

You could make one of these for like a dollar. And some spare time. Probably even cheaper if you already have an old gym sock laying around.

[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Inspired by the barracks makeshift meteor hammer weapon - hard soap in a stocking. * Fullmetal Jacket

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 1 points 1 day ago

perfect to get your iphone stolen from your shoulder

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