Is this an issue for the average bear? Or is it more of an air traffic bear thing?
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Bears are not great at identifying flying things. They know what a bee swarm is but can't tell a 737 and A320 apart, they might as well be UFOs.
They call everything a cessna
Yes, which is why air traffic bears (see top-level comment) struggle to find jobs at airports. They can't learn the phonetic alphabet either, and spell the conventional way (every letter is R, too).
I get aroused by the thought of telepathically asking them for the largest anal probe they have.
Why would a bear have an anal probe? I feel like there's easier ways to get one even if they did.
A lot of bears, twinks, twunks and otters enjoy them.
Username relevant?
I actually met them irl and their just a simple nun who wears the candles.
wears the candles
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
They're quite prolific around here. It checks out.
Most flying things are UFOs to bears.
What about a cars with 500k lumen headlights and the ability to go faster than anything you've ever seen without even having legs?
A UFO would stress out a man, too.
It's a real article.
Tldr: drones/uavs spook bears, probably not a good tool for bear based science, or indeed for anyone else to observe bears.
Not only that, but probably a lot more animals are stressed out by them. They just reported on the bears because they studied their response. But we should generally come up with guidelines or rules when or if people are allowed to fly drones in nature.
"You" would stress out a bear?
You'll have to ask the bear.