You should use the real title.
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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I dunno... Hollywood's shown us some pretty badass "nannies" over the years. Maybe the military are just continuing the ICE precedent of targeting mainly those who can't resist. They know they can't beat real nannies.
Good thing it wasn't Mrs. Doubtfire. They'd have their hands full!
Core memory unlocked. Now remembering my daughter’s obsession with The Spy Next Door and The Pacifier.