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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can't knock the solution, it does work

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe not take a piss with a morning boner could help

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

You're supposed to pull the foreskin before pissing. Otherwise you're just asking for it.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Pull back your foreskin or sit down

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I've bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick's non-sense.

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