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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

submitted 1 day ago by CubitOom@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of us dream of using a submarine to attack our enemies. This isn't exactly what I meant.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The torpedo of truth

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Freedom Footlong

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

McPTSD

PTSBLT

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

There was a similar case in Russia in 2019 when a guy threw an empty paper cup in a direction of a police line at a protest, and got arrested and was tried for it. Ultimately he was set free, 2019 was very nice time for Russia, comparatively. Will see how American justice system compares.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

This failed as an assault at the grand jury level, so they had to bring out a weak ass lesser charge.

[–] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 day ago

it smelt like freedom

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well, it was assault. Hilarious assault is still assault. As the victim, I'd be too humiliated to press charges.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Won’t you think of the laundry bill damnit!!

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Aww diddums

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

im still upset he wasted a nice good panino on this scum.

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